Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Pop Quiz, and You've Already Failed

    I don't know how, but I started getting new food news on my social media feeds. Now, while I don't hate that, I do get tired waiting months for products that sometimes never show up at any local stores. Sure, I would occasionally spot them on trips, but what good is it when I only get to try something for that just one time. This becomes doubly troublesome if I choose not to get something, only to wonder if I made the wrong decision. What a new product does show up, and it something I am very interested in, I do tend to grab whenever I can, so I can have the experience as quickly as possible before it is all grabbed up. Or discontinued. 
    For some reason, the bulk of these news items seem to focus on beverages. In the next few months, a "dirty" version of Mountain Dew will arrive. Citrus mixed with cream soda doesn't sound like it will mesh well. Strangely enough, both Mug and A & W will come out with root beer float flavors, again with an added cream soda/vanilla taste. Even 7Up will have a new limited flavor version for summer involving mandarin orange.  That one I will skip. In part because it will be an exclusive flavor for a store that isn't local. However, two new sodas are already out, and both have flavors that I absolutely adore.
    First, there is Cherry Float Coke. Years ago, Coke had a cherry-vanilla version, but it was discontinued. There still are cherry and vanilla flavors available, but just not together. Now, while I don't like Coke, I love the combination of cherry and vanilla, so I went I tried it. I had the original version I few times, but I can't remember how I felt about it. This new version? Nothing. Maybe a little hint of cherry on the first sip, and some vanilla in the aftertaste, but it was basically a milder Coke. Nothing disgusting, if you don't hate Coke like me, but not enough of a flavor to call it "Cherry Float" either. Some reviews suggest drinking it at different temperatures to increase the flavor, but I don't know. I am planning on having a second bottle just in case though.
    Later on that same day, I found a display featuring Pepsi's new prebiotic sodas. These apparently only come in cans. While there are two flavors, Original and Cherry Vanilla, I only tried the second. Pepsi originally had a cherry vanilla flavor years ago, which I would get sometimes, but it was discontinued, along with the vanilla flavor soon after. There still is a Wild Cherry Pepsi, but it is a little too sweet for me. Pepsi also debuted a Wild Cherry and Cream last year. I described it as tasting like how an air freshener or potpourri would smell. Somehow, this was popular enough to become a permanent flavor. I tired two bottles, but that was more than enough for me, although I might be forced to try it again. However, this is about the new flavor, which I just tired, even though I don't need the minuscule amount of extra fiber in my diet. The first sip made me gag. There was an overwhelming medicinal cherry flavor. It was so strong that it even overwhelmed the regular Pepsi taste. I couldn't even get a trace of vanilla anywhere. I drank the rest of it, hoping it would get better. It really didn't . Definitely don't think I'll be trying this one again.
    This is a shame, because I love a good mix of cherry and vanilla. Dr Pepper's version of this was one of my favorite sodas of all time. The Dr Pepper website suggests that the drink is still available out there, somewhere, but I haven't seen it in a store in over a decade. This is my go-to drink at the few Freestyle machines around locally, but I rarely get to go them. Even stranger, I was having a hard time even finding my regular Cherry Dr Pepper in stores for a while, although it was back in time for my birthday last month. However, it tastes different now. Other fans think it is due to the removal of the artificial red dye, even though it never gave a flavor to the drink. Maybe it is the lack of redness that is making fans think that, but I don't know. And in case you are wondering. Yes, I sometimes mix a can of Cherry and a can of Cream Soda Dr Pepper together to try and recreate the taste of the original drink, but I never seem to get the ratios right.

Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Enigmatic Song Title Puzzles 2026: One Letter Off

    It's time for the final song title puzzle for the start of the year.  This time around the puzzle is "One Letter Off." For the first set of puzzles, I will change one letter in a song titles into another. I then will describe what the song title would be about, as well as giving the original artist. You then have to guess both the new title as well as the original.  For example, if the clue was 'A ride share driver is upset that their latest customer had a very bad case of flatulence, and now they can't get the smell out of their vehicle (Luke Combs).'  The answer would be "Fart Car"/"Fast Car." See if you can get the rest of these. Answers at the bottom.

  1. Here's the big love song from the new Superman musical. Mercy Graves sings about the love she has being the henchwoman for Superman's main nemesis, who she prefers when he's being bad. (Kendrick Lamar and SZA)
  2. Help! High school juniors are freaking out because of college entrance exams, especially after one made a major change just before the latest round began. (ROSE & Bruno Mars)
  3. Applejack has opened Equestria's newest hotspot, based on the mohawk, safety pin, and torn clothes aesthetic. See where Pegasi, unicorns, and even the occasional alicorn come to rock out. (Chappell Roan)
  4. The great philosopher convention has started. The main debate will be about the foundations of reality, and if there even is a reality to be shared. (Gracie Abrams)
  5. The greatest mage in the land has been robbed. Every grimoire from their library has been stolen. These magical books must be found before used for evil purposes, even if the mage no longer has his resources. (The Weeknd & Playboy Carti)
  6. A golf primer about how to hit the ball when it is on the green. This is particularly troublesome when the hole is a long way from the ball and one must use the right club. (Leon Thomas)
  7. Scientists have discovered a new plant that uses air currents instead of animals to transfer pollen from the stamen to the pistil. (Billie Eilish)
  8. A tribute to the great Argentinian soccer player known mostly by his last name and not his first, Lionel. The focus is on his time with Inter Miami. (Lola Young)
  9. This woman has become so needy for romance, that she can't stop begging her boyfriend to please her. While the spirit is strong, the flesh can't keep up. So, she looks elsewhere to meet her needs. (Ravyn Lenae)
  10. Her home is targeted by a rodent infestation. While the exterminator is willing to help, the woman wants to use humane traps involving adhesives over other forms. (Jessie Murph)
  11. A city has instituted a new system to ensure that fountain drink dispensers are serving the correct carbonated beverages. These inspectors have to taste from each machine to make sure that there are no mistakes. (Saja Boys)
  12. The people of Copenhagen really try to make each tourist know the pleasures of their country. There's a lot beyond Hamlet and "The Little Mermaid." (HUNTR/X)
  13. A newlywed couple are having a hard time dividing chores. No one wants to clean up the dishes after they are washed, or who should take the wet clothes out of the washing machine to finish up. (The Weeknd)
  14. The villains of Gotham City have been recently plagued with nightmares. While they sleep, images of small flying mammals terrify them. (Teddy Swims)
  15. Come to this special waterway, where everyone along the banks are cheerful and kind. Even the animals and plants seem to want to help you. (Doechii)

    For this part of the puzzle, instead of changing a letter, I will be adding a letter for the first part (+) and deleting a letter (-) for the second part. The rest of the clue remains the same. Answers at the bottom.
  1. A man is facing a horrible first date. The woman is cooking for him, but the meal is terrible. But he is grinning with every bite. (Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars) +
  2. Move over Ninja Turtles, as there are new cold-blooded superheroes in town. And they are salamanders. (Shaboozy) +
  3. You know that parents say they love all of their offspring equally. However, there is always as favorite that they care for a little more than the others. (Sabrina Carpenter) +
  4. While most people take their Corona beers with a slice of citrus, he does not. In fact, he prefers none of his drinks with a fruit garnish. (Zach Top) +
  5. Another guy at the bar keeps getting the same drink, even though he doesn't order it. The same one each time, a sweet Hungarian wine. (Jelly Roll) +
  6. An actor is hired to portray a woman for a special exhibit. However, he refuses to be that woman for any other role, but he always reacts kindly when asked to do so. (Benson Boone) -
  7. Former allies return to being enemies, after being at peace for a long time. (Sombr) -
  8. Oh no! The Geiger counters are going off, and the Klaxons are sounding. If we don't leave this nuclear reactor soon, we will be exposed to a fatal dosage! (Joe Wetzel and Jessie Murph) -
  9. People are starting to dream about building a large boat. There hasn't been any rain along the stream for a while, but clouds are building. (Lil Tecca) -
  10. A man can't stop talking about his bathroom habits. When his briefs hit the floor and he squats down, he couldn't be happier. (SZA) -

ANSWERS
  1. "Luthor"/"Luther"
  2. "ACT."/"APT."
  3. "Punk Pony Club"/"Pink Pony Club"
  4. "What's So True"/"That's So True"
  5. "Tomeless"/"Timeless"
  6. "Putt"/"Mutt"
  7. "Windflower"/"Wildflower"
  8. "Messi"/"Messy"
  9. "Love Me Now"/"Love Me Not"
  10. "Glue Strips"/"Blue Strips"
  11. "Soda Cop"/"Soda Pop"
  12. "How It's Dane"/"How It's Done"
  13. "Dry for Me"/"Cry for Me"
  14. "Bat Dreams"/"Bad Dreams"
  15. "Genial Is a River"/Denial Is a River"

PART TWO

  1. "Dine with a Smile"/"Die with a Smile"
  2. "Good Newts"/"Good News"
  3. "Mainchild"/"Manchild"
  4. "I Never Lime"/"I Never Lie"
  5. "I Am Not Tokay"/"I Am Not Okay"
  6. "Sorry I'm Her for Someone Else"/"Sorry I'm Here for Someone Else"
  7. "Back to Fiends"/"Back to Friends"
  8. "High Rad"/"High Road"
  9. "Ark Thoughts"/"Dark Thoughts"
  10. "BM"/"BMF"

Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Intriguing Song Title Puzzles 2026: Emojis

    It's the second week of puzzles!  This time around, the puzzles are based on emojis. I've replaced the words in the following titles with emojis, skipping some of the smaller words that can't really be represented.  For example, if I had a United States flag followed by a baked good, your answer would be "American Pie," a number one song from 1972 by Don McLean. (I would show you the example, but emojis don't really mix well with words.) Note that some of the emojis are representing multiple things and that some might need to be combined to get the full meaning. As an added challenge, I didn't include the artists in the clues, but I did include them in the answers which can be found at the bottom of the screen.

  1. ☠️ + 😃
  2. [🐓ðŸĶĒðŸŠŋ] ðŸŠķ
  3. ðŸĐ· 🐎 ♣️
  4. 📚 ⏼
  5. ⏰❌
  6. 👅
  7. ㉚ ⁄ ㉚
  8. ðŸ‡ŦðŸ‡Ū ðŸ“ą
  9. ðŸĨ‡
  10. ❤️ ðŸ‘Ī ❌
  11. 🧔ðŸŧ‍♂️ðŸ‘ķðŸŧ
  12. 👚👕 👖 👗 ðŸšŦ
  13. 🛏️ 🧑🏞‍🔎
  14. ⚽️ 🏀 🏈 ⚾️ 🚗
  15. 🌈 ðŸ”ī 🟠 ðŸŸĄ ðŸŸĒ ðŸ”ĩ ? ðŸŸĢ
  16. ðŸ§™ðŸ―ðŸ’Ž
  17. ðŸ”Ĩ ðŸŸĶ
  18. ðŸĨĪ ðŸū
  19. ðŸ‘ŋ 💭 💭
  20. 🔄 🚊
  21. 🚎 🚎 🚎 🚎 🚎 🚎 🚎 🚎 🚎 🚎 🚎 🚎 🚎 🚎 🚎 🚎 🚎 🚎 🚎🚎
  22. ðŸŦ€ðŸ‘Đ🏞
  23. 🏠 🔁
  24. ðŸ‘ŋ 💭 💭
  25. ðŸšŦ 💈






    ANSWERS
  1. "Die with a Smile" Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars
  2. "Birds of a Feather" Billie Eilish
  3. "Pink Pony Club" Chappell Roan
  4. "TV Off" Kendrick Lamar
  5. "Timeless"  The Weeknd & Playboy Carti
  6. "Taste" Sabrina Carpenter
  7. "30 for 30" SZA w Kendrick Lamar
  8. "Nokia" Drake
  9. "Golden" HUNTR/X
  10. "Love Me Not" Ravyn Lenae
  11. "Manchild" Sabrina Carpenter
  12. "Undressed" Sombr
  13. "Bed Chem" Sabrina Carpenter
  14. "Sports Car" Tate McRae
  15. "Indigo" Sam Barber f Avery Anna
  16. "Abracadabra" Lady Gaga
  17. "Burning Blue" Mariah the Scientist
  18. "Soda Pop" Saja Boys
  19. "Bad Dreams" Teddy Swims
  20. "Revolving Door" Tate McRae
  21. "20 Cigarettes" Morgan Wallen
  22. "Heart of a Woman" Summer Walker
  23. "House Again" Hudson Westbrook
  24. "Dark Thoughts" Lil Tecca
  25. "No Pole" Don Tolliver

Wednesday, February 4, 2026

Perplexing Song Title Puzzles 2026: In Other Words

    Welcome to the first of three puzzles based on various song titles of 2025. Yeah, it says 2026 in the title, but that is the year I'm making these puzzles, so there. This first puzzle is "In Other Words." I will take a song title and replace each word with different ones that mean about the same. You try to guess the original song title. As an added clue, I will give the name of the artist at the end of each title. For example, if I give you "Your Physique Is Reminiscent of Rural Unpaved Driving Surfaces" (Sam Hunt), your answer would be "Body Like a Back Road." Not much of a compliment when it is said like that. I should point out that there were a lot of repeat songs in 2025. For instance, seven of the top ten songs of made the top 100 of 2026. Four of those in the top ten. Two in the top five. I've tried not to duplicate any songs from last year in these puzzles, but I may have repeated a few. Scroll to the bottom of the page for the answers.

  1. "Expire While Expressing Happiness Via the Mouth" (Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars)
  2. "R&B Singer Vandross" (Kendrick Lamar and SZA)
  3. "Avians Possessing Similar Singular Plumage" (Billie Eilish)
  4. "Very Plain" (Alex Warren)
  5. "Pastel Red Miniature Equine Performance Venue" (Chappell Roan)
  6. "Desire No Particular Individual" (Morgan Wallen)
  7. "Certain Fact Can Be Seen as Actual" (Gracie Abrams)
  8. "Without Temporal Dimension" (The Weeknd and Playboy Carti)
  9. "Sensual Experience from the Tongue" (Sabrina Carpenter)
  10. "Canine of Uncertain Breeding" (Leon Thomas)
  11. "Smartphone of Finnish Extraction" (Drake)
  12. "Possessing Qualities Similar to Element 79" (HUNTR/X: Ejae, Audrey Nuna, and Rae Ami)
  13. "Nondescript Condition This One Desires" (Morgan Wallen and Tate McRae)
  14. "Fairly Untidy" (Lola Young)
  15. "Desiring This One in the Negative" (Ravyn Lenae)
  16. "Nautical Traveller Musical Piece" (Gigi Perez)
  17. "Excuse Me, But You Are Not the Being at This Location Being Sought For"  (Benson Boone)
  18. "Feeling of Nervousness" (Doechii)
  19. "State of Being without Wearing Clothing" (Sombr)
  20. "Those People's Object of Esteem" (Soja Boys)
  21. "Elevated Means of Access" (Koe Wetzel and Jessie Murph)
  22. "State of Flammability of Cerulean Quality" (Mariah the Scientist)
  23. "White Flowers with Yellow Centers" (Justin Bieber)
  24. "Will Occur upon This Entity" (Russell Dickerson)
  25. "Undesirable Reveries" (Teddy Swims)


ANSWERS



  1. "Die with a Smile"
  2. "Luther"
  3. "Birds of a Feather"
  4. "Ordinary"
  5. "Pink Pony Club"
  6. "Love Somebody"
  7. "That's So True"
  8. "Timeless"
  9. "Taste"
  10. "Mutt"
  11. "Nokia"
  12. "Golden"
  13. "What I Want"
  14. "Messy"
  15. "Love Me Not"
  16. "Sailor Song"
  17. "Sorry I'm Here for Someone Else"
  18. "Anxiety"
  19. "Undressed"
  20. "Your Idol"
  21. "High Road"
  22. "Burning Blue"
  23. "Daisies"
  24. "Happen to Me"
  25. "Bad Dreams"