Wednesday, February 4, 2026

Perplexing Song Title Puzzles 2026: In Other Words

    Welcome to the first of three puzzles based on various song titles of 2025. Yeah, it says 2026 in the title, but that is the year I'm making these puzzles, so there. This first puzzle is "In Other Words." I will take a song title and replace each word with different ones that mean about the same. You try to guess the original song title. As an added clue, I will give the name of the artist at the end of each title. For example, if I give you "Your Physique Is Reminiscent of Rural Unpaved Driving Surfaces" (Sam Hunt), your answer would be "Body Like a Back Road." Not much of a compliment when it is said like that. I should point out that there were a lot of repeat songs in 2025. For instance, seven of the top ten songs of made the top 100 of 2026. Four of those in the top ten. Two in the top five. I've tried not to duplicate any songs from last year in these puzzles, but I may have repeated a few. Scroll to the bottom of the page for the answers.

  1. "Expire While Expressing Happiness Via the Mouth" (Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars)
  2. "R&B Singer Vandross" (Kendrick Lamar and SZA)
  3. "Avians Possessing Similar Singular Plumage" (Billie Eilish)
  4. "Very Plain" (Alex Warren)
  5. "Pastel Red Miniature Equine Performance Venue" (Chappell Roan)
  6. "Desire No Particular Individual" (Morgan Wallen)
  7. "Certain Fact Can Be Seen as Actual" (Gracie Abrams)
  8. "Without Temporal Dimension" (The Weeknd and Playboy Carti)
  9. "Sensual Experience from the Tongue" (Sabrina Carpenter)
  10. "Canine of Uncertain Breeding" (Leon Thomas)
  11. "Smartphone of Finnish Extraction" (Drake)
  12. "Possessing Qualities Similar to Element 79" (HUNTR/X: Ejae, Audrey Nuna, and Rae Ami)
  13. "Nondescript Condition This One Desires" (Morgan Wallen and Tate McRae)
  14. "Fairly Untidy" (Lola Young)
  15. "Desiring This One in the Negative" (Ravyn Lenae)
  16. "Nautical Traveller Musical Piece" (Gigi Perez)
  17. "Excuse Me, But You Are Not the Being at This Location Being Sought For"  (Benson Boone)
  18. "Feeling of Nervousness" (Doechii)
  19. "State of Being without Wearing Clothing" (Sombr)
  20. "Those People's Object of Esteem" (Soja Boys)
  21. "Elevated Means of Access" (Koe Wetzel and Jessie Murph)
  22. "State of Flammability of Cerulean Quality" (Mariah the Scientist)
  23. "White Flowers with Yellow Centers" (Justin Bieber)
  24. "Will Occur upon This Entity" (Russell Dickerson)
  25. "Undesirable Reveries" (Teddy Swims)


ANSWERS



  1. "Die with a Smile"
  2. "Luther"
  3. "Birds of a Feather"
  4. "Ordinary"
  5. "Pink Pony Club"
  6. "Love Somebody"
  7. "That's So True"
  8. "Timeless"
  9. "Taste"
  10. "Mutt"
  11. "Nokia"
  12. "Golden"
  13. "What I Want"
  14. "Messy"
  15. "Love Me Not"
  16. "Sailor Song"
  17. "Sorry I'm Here for Someone Else"
  18. "Anxiety"
  19. "Undressed"
  20. "Your Idol"
  21. "High Road"
  22. "Burning Blue"
  23. "Daisies"
  24. "Happen to Me"
  25. "Bad Dreams"

Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Crazy Shade of Winter, Birthday Edition

    So, it was my birthday Monday, and it wasn't that good of a day.  As I have mentioned before, most of my birthdays have been somewhat bad. When I was a kid, I rarely could have a party, as school was usually called off due to snow and/or flu outbreaks. As a sort of a compromise, my mom would frequently take me on s shopping trip on a Saturday near my birthday where I could get a lot of gifts, within reason. As I got older, the trips would be longer and farther away, and sometimes in the middle of the week when I was unemployed in the 90s. I still have a birthday trip, although the time has been moved to a Saturday in mid to late February.  This way, the odds for snow are lower, the temperatures are a little higher, winter clearance sales are in force, and the first of the Easter candy is out. The main downside is that most of the clothing would already be picked over in my size, but since I rarely got clothes during these trips, it isn't too big of a deal. I hate having to take off heavy coats just to try stuff on in an under heated dressing room.
    This year, I wasn't planning anything special on my actual birthday, which was very fortunate. A little over a week before this Monday, the forecasts changed from a light morning snow to a major weekend snowstorm. Over the course of the week, I remained on edge worrying about the possibility of two to three feet of snow and up to an inch or more of ice. By Friday, the models settled on four to six inches of snow and a quarter to a half inch of ice. Just enough to keep me nervous. I made plans to get enough supplies to last the weekend, and maybe Monday as well.  I was going to be spending the weekend catching up on my reading (particularly Twelve Months, the latest "Dresden Files" novel by Jim Butcher), work some puzzles, and play online games as long as the power held out.
    On Saturday, the forecast was for the snow to start in the afternoon. It held off until two, long enough to get some mail and a few more supplies. I could have even opened up the store for part of the day so a customer could pick up a book he had ordered, but staying near home was safer. By evening, the snow barely picked up, with barely more than an inch accumulating. Maybe two in a stretch. By ten that night, I heard the first of the sleet, or maybe graupel. It was never that steady. When I went to bed later that night, it may have started to freezing rain, but I can't be sure. I woke up at about 3:30 to the sound of dripping from the roof in a steady flow. The rain had started, but I didn't look out to see. 
    When I woke up that morning, it was still freezing rain. While there were some quarter inch icicles on the smaller, thinner wires, there was nothing on the larger ones.  I couldn't tell if any were on the trees on the hill across the street. By mid-morning, it was all rain. The forecast had wavered from between an inch and two, to a little less than an inch. I'm not sure how much actually fell, but it was running down the street most of the day, and the sunken sidewalk to the porch stoop was flooded. I should have gone out to clear of my car that afternoon, but it was still raining too much. By evening, the rain was patchy and had started to switch back over to all snow rather quickly. Early forecasts had it ending by midnight, although others had it continuing through early morning.
    Turns out, there were snow showers for much of Monday. Just enough to convince me to stay at home. At two, during a break in the snow, I went out to clear off the porch, sidewalk, and car. My car had about a quarter to half inch of snow on top of about an inch of ice made from the compacted, melted snow from Saturday and the rain from Sunday, frozen together. Definitely should've gone out Sunday. Even with help from heating the car, it still took most of an hour to clear the worst of it off, while taking an occasional break to warm up. I even shoveled the very thing level of snow and ice from around my car to I could drive out easier. To add insult to this injury, there were a few more snow showers and squalls, covering my car with more snow, after I had cleared it. At least it was warmer Monday than it was going to be Tuesday morning. I still had to clear the remaining snow and ice, but it took much less time.  I still couldn't get the thing layer of ice to completely scrape off the passenger side windows. That was mostly going to melt.
    Fortunately, I was planning most of my birthday treats for Tuesday anyway, partnering it with taking my mom to a doctor's appointment. That had to be rescheduled, as even with pushing it to later in the day, there might not be a full staff. Didn't matter much, as some of the places I would be going weren't open anyway. I still opened the store an hour late, although having to replace the battery in my key fob caused some problems. I was able to have one of my favorite dinners Tuesday, that I had to scarf down because I was running late and had to finish in time to catch the window for one of my online game bonuses. I even had cake, although a bit or two was almost stale and the icing was beginning to break. It wouldn't be a proper birthday without some disappointment.
    Now, the forecast has a chance for another snowstorm to cause problems this upcoming weekend. Or maybe just a few light snow showers this Saturday morning. The models aren't aligning yet, about the same as the last time.  I don't know why the forecasts have been so erratic this winter, but I have a few ideas. I just hope that the correct model is the one where I don't face another storm so soon.

Wednesday, January 21, 2026

The Five Types of Friends I Have on Facebook, Part Two

    Last week, I wrote about some of the problems I have been having with Facebook after some of their recent updates. As a corollary to this, I mentioned how I could divide the types of friends I have there. In a funny way, of course. I detailed the first two types, Mega-posters or Octopuses and Super-sharers.  This week, I will detail the remaining three types. 
    First, there are the Averages. They post a few times a week, for the most part. Some weeks are lighter than others, but they are almost guaranteed to post every week. These posts are a mix of original and shared material. Nothing that out of the ordinary, for the most part. I would put myself into this category. Yes, my main contribution each week is the link to this blogcast, but many weeks I have other posts. For instance, for the past few weeks, I have posted some of my favorite songs that hit number one during my birthday week.  I created this list for when I turned, gulp, fifty. I did one a day for the fifty days up to my birthday. Today, I posted number five, "American Pie" by Don McLean. 
    Next up are the Tagged.  These friends only post every few months or so. Some used to post more frequently, but they have gotten out of the habit. Others go on short bursts of posting, only to settle back to a lower pace. Some just rarely posted at all. The main thing they all have in common is that others mention them in their posts, and I get the posts on my page because the mutual friend got tagged.  Naturally, most of these Tagged posts are my people who aren't on my Friend list.
    Here's an example. Just a few months ago, I noticed people tagging one of my friends with their condolences. Apparently, someone who I'm not friends with, and didn't really know that they even existed until a few years ago, tagged my friend in their post. A mutual relative of theirs had died. I had to go to my friend's page to get confirmation. (Note:  I rarely go to a Friend's page. If they didn't think it was important enough to post something to get it to notify on my page, it might not be important enough for me. However, keep reading.) I saw the obit tagging them on their page. Although I shouldn't have, I kept looking at their page for more information. I kind of felt like a voyeur doing so, but I kept scrolling. When I got to early summer, there was a picture of someone a baby, where my friend was tagged but not in the photo. The post suggested that it may have been my friend's grandchild. That's a lot of information that had been kept offline, probably a marriage as well as a birth. I left without offering any condolences. Not really my thing anyway, but still.
    Finally, we have the final category.  Ghosts. These friends barely, if ever post. Maybe a few times a year. I can't remember some ever posting anything recently. In fact, some dead friends post more frequently than these Ghosts. That's right. Sometimes someone who has the control of an inactive account posts on them somehow. Possibly by accident, but I don't want to ask. It is only because of the green dots I see by their Messenger accounts on the Facebook site that I know that they are still active. Technically. 
    While a little macabre, I can include the actual dead friends as "Ghosts" as well.  There are two or three of them. At least one still gets yearly birthday wishes, and I can't tell if the senders know that the Friend is dead or not. It doesn't seem right to correct them, even by suggesting that they amend the post with "heavenly" or something. (That's not the type of thing I do either.) I feel like I should do something, but I don't know what.
    I have been thinking about other ways to group my Friends, but this basic typing is a good start. 

Wednesday, January 14, 2026

The Five Types of Friends I Have on Facebook, Part One

    Late last year, Facebook made of number of changes that I didn't like, mostly to make the website version more similar to the app. Since I prefer and generally the site, I hate the majority of these changes. Sure, I ultimately downloaded the app once I got my iPhone, but I almost never use it. I just prefer the ease of the site, especially since that was the version I started out with and have used for so long. My major peeve is the ending of the easily searched Watch, and its replacement by Reels. While Watch had a search function, as well as category selection, Reels has neither. If I want to search for a particular video, I have to use the main search, which takes much longer.  Furthermore, the viewing ration has switched from the standard rectangle of a full screen laptop/computer to that of a phone, longer and narrower. This aspect carries over even to videos not created by mobiles when viewed in Reels, but not on the Home page. 
    I also hate how I keep getting pestered to change the setting on the page for my store, Booknotes. For some reason, Facebook thinks it would be better if it weren't a business. What's worse? Facebook keeps wanting me to monetize my own posts on my personal page. Why would I want to show people ads on my own posts? Isn't that a little crass? It's not like I get more suggestions from other sources than from anywhere else. I barely get updates from groups that I am a part of. Something is incredibly off with the algorithm.
    Another problem that has popped up is with my posts from Friends. I prefer to keep my numbers a little low, focusing more on quality than quantity. I see others with dozens or even hundreds of Friends. I don't see how they could keep up with everyone. That isn't a problem with me, because Facebook has been repeating posts from weeks, even months ago. I saw them the first time, why keep on showing me them? 
    This got me to thinking. I decided to categorize other my Friends based how much and how often they post. Now, this doesn't mean anything.  I just thought that it would be a fun thing to do. I came up with five categories, but I only have the time and space to go over the first two, saving the other three for next week. I call the five types as Mega-posters, Super-sharers, Averages, the Tagged, and Ghosts.
    The Mega-posters, or Octopuses if you prefer, are those Friends who post daily.  Usually multiple posts.  How they ever find the time to do so much is beyond me. Frequently, these posts are accompanied by photos.  Lots of photos. I'm talking sometimes over fifty.  Now, while I don't react of comment on every post, I do try to read them, but dozens of photos are too much for me. I don't care how cute your pets are or how proud you are about your kids, I usually don't have the time to look at that many pictures. I draw the line about ten.  Anything more, and I usually skip everything past the first ones highlighted. I'm sorry, but that is just the way I am.
    Next, we have the Super-sharers. They also post frequently, usually daily. Unlike the first group, much of what they post are things they have found elsewhere and want to share with their Friends.  Sometimes it is a direct share, but at other times they share their version of what they found instead. I'm talking about a very wide range of topics: jokes, recipes, affirmations, and politics. That last one has become a very frequent type of shared post. So much so, that I actually had to unfriend someone last year because of it. While are views weren't that far apart, they would belittle me on the fine differences I made on comments. Some got hateful, all but attacking me directly. I worried a bit for a few days after I unfriended them, but it had to be done. I'm still a little sorry for it though.
    Come back next week as I go into the remaining three types of Friends I have on Facebook.

Wednesday, January 7, 2026

Keep on Ringing in the New Year

    As I mentioned in last week's post, I was only planning to stay up just late enough on New Year's Eve for any nearby festivities to quiet down. While waiting, I watched the usual stuff from New York City. There were the "live" performances, actually pre-taped segments recorded up to weeks in advance or lip-synched songs from Times Square. I will say the sining outdoors in average winter temperatures would difficult for many singers, so I can forgive them for not being entirely live. Then, leading up to midnight, came the usual. First, a performance of "Imagine" that I entirely skipped.  The cameras would almost late cutting to the outgoing Mayor of NYC pressing the button to signal the workers to start lowering the ball. That's right, the task is done manually and not by machine. You can tell whenever the ball jerks the tiniest bit. The fact that the visual and audio weren't completely in synch was somewhat off-putting, but some that cannot be helped with some cameras. Finally, the ball dropped and a badly rendered version of 2026 lit up. The final digit was so stylized that I could barely read it.
    Then, the "party" began. Tons of confetti rained down as the same songs from every other celebration began playing. "New York, New York," "America the Beautiful," and "What a Wonderful World." At least the channel I was watching cut away to the hosts before the ukulele version of "Somewhere over the Rainbow" could be heard.  I think. The only respite was the interlude when a video message about the upcoming 250th anniversary of the founding of the United Staes popped up. I have a strong feeling that it wasn't produced by the currant administration. I then went to bed.
    I'm sorry, but while this is a traditional celebration that has been ever so modified since it began, it has also become antiquated and dull. Over the course of the day, I was treated to much more spectacular displays from all over the worlds. Sydney and the Opera House. Paris and the Eiffel Tower. Even London and the Millennium Eye Ferris Wheel. The pyrotechnics displays were incredible, and they mostly all started in 2000. New York City and Times Square just has electronic billboards advertising whatever while old-timey songs play in the background, as sponsored confetti falls. Maybe it is a different feeling if one is actually there, but after seeing it on television for so many decades, I doubt I would want to go.
    Sure, some may say that you can't have a fireworks display in the middle of a city, so densely packed. Correct. However, NYC manages to have such displays on the river for Independence Day. Why can't they just move things a couple of blocks over? Or how about lasers or drones? Both would be safer in the center of downtown, and they would provide a better experience. Maybe another city should be the focus of east coast celebrations. NYC had a good run, but it needs to either freshen up or relinquish the crown. Times Square may have been one of the first large public New Year's Eve celebrations, but the tradition needs to change, well more than it has so recently.  

Wednesday, December 31, 2025

One More Night, Just One More Night

    I have to be honest here.  I have nothing planned for my blogcast today. Nothing whatsoever. I trying to save better topics for the new year when I have more time to type them out. I've all but finished the inventory.  Mostly, I just have to total everything up. I have taken down almost all of the Christmas decorations at the store.  Unfortunately, I forgot to bring over the boxes for the wreaths, so they will have to stay up until Friday. Still, everything else will be down, and the Valentine's Day  decorations can be put up on Saturday. I hope to find the time to create a the store's Upcoming Releases board Friday and Saturday, after cleaning it off this afternoon. I am making plans for my new video, which I should be uploading either Saturday or Monday.  I just need to come up with a theme. I'll be closing only a little earlier than usual today, as most places will be open all day, although I have two stops to make on the way home. Unlike other years, I doubt I'll be staying up much past midnight. There's just not that much to make me stay up that late any more. Well, besides hearing fireworks go off for who knows how long. That can keep me up for almost an hour some years. I find it stupid, but whatever. Anyway, I'll just be waiting on confirmation on my latest comic book order/s.  There's a good chance I'll have to split it between multiple stores. I still haven't heard back from my local one about when they will have them again. 
    Like I mentioned at the start, I've got nothing to say today. I hate to end the year on such an underwhelming post, but I've got a lot to do today.  I need to get on with it. So, Happy New Year!
    See you next week.

Wednesday, December 24, 2025

Odds and Eves

     In case you never noticed, Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve always fall on the same day of the week.  This year, they fall on Wednesday. Wednesday is the day I usually post new material for the blogcast.  On these holidays though, I also close my store early. For Christmas Eve, I usually close the store about two hours earlier than normal. This means that I have a lot less time to do all of my regular Wednesday chores. I have already checked my email and watched my YouTube shows, and I am obviously writing my new post. However, I have a lot of other things I have to do online today, and that isn't counting other tasks at my store.  This doesn't even consider any last minute customers who might come in. Considering that there haven't been that many so far this week, the chances aren't very good.  Regardless, to make sure I get as much done today as possible, I'm going to have to make today's post fairly short. I'm almost halfway through it now. Next week, I'm only planning on closing only an hour or so earlier, so that post won't be as rushed or short. In fact, it is planned to be a close to a 'normal' post as possible. Things could change, of course, but they probably won't.  So, I'm almost finished with this one. I'll get the link up on Facebook, and then play a few games before turning the computer over to someone else as I prep the store for inventory starting Friday. I'll solve a puzzle or two over lunch before playing another game and checking up on an RPG forum for any updates. I have been lurking instead of posting for quite some time now. If I'm lucky, I will be able to have one last check on social media before I close for the holiday. Anything I've missed will be checked up at home this afternoon before I start another gaming session, this time on my phone. It's almost eleven now, so I better finish up. Happy holidays, merry Christmas, and whatnot. See you next week.