Wednesday, January 30, 2019

We Won't Be Returning to Regular Programming

Time for the third puzzle in this series.  This time around, the theme is television.  Below is a list of twenty programs.  Unlike last year's puzzle (click here to check it out), this one only features new shows that debuted in 2018, either on network, cable, or streaming services (even though I don't consider streaming "real" television, but that's just me).  Some of the shows were only on for a limited engagement, while others were cancelled quickly.  Some are still going strong, and have already been renewed.  For example, if you saw Sable-Tinged Atmospheric Electrical Discharge your answer would be Black Lightning.  Try to guess what each show's real title is.   As always, the answers appear at the bottom of the page.


  1. Psychological Profiler of the Nineteenth Century
  2. Almost Fully and Completely Like an Adult
  3. Particular Person Staying at a Certain Medical Facility
  4. Pertaining to and Considerate of General Citizenry
  5. Point of Intersection
  6. Medieval Fortification Stony Outcropping
  7. Figural Adjustment by Immobile Placement
  8. Pointy Things
  9. Objective Embodiment
  10. Temporary Outdoor Habitation
  11. Frigid Exploits for One Ms. Spellman
  12. Joyful Glee with One Another
  13. Thoroughly of the United States by Encompassing without Exception
  14. One Thousand Squared Teensy Unidentified Objects
  15. This Individual Has Inadequate Physical Health
  16. Inherited Beings Facing Historical Responsibilities
  17. Somewhat Lukewarm Younger People
  18. Supreme Deity Responded Positively towards This One on Social Media
  19. Large and/or Powerful Beings with Beneficial Abilities
  20. National Agency Devoted to Data Collection for Legal Action (this one's tricky)
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ANSWERS
  1. The Alienist
  2. Grown-ish
  3. The Resident
  4. For the People
  5. The Crossing
  6. Castle Rock
  7. Pose
  8. Sharp Objects
  9. Manifest
  10. Camping
  11. Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
  12. Happy Together
  13. All American
  14. A Million Little Pieces
  15. I Feel Bad
  16. Legacies
  17. Cool Kids
  18. God Friended Me
  19. Titans
  20. FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation)

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

You Ought Not to Be in Pictures

Welcome to the second week of title puzzles.  This time around the theme are 2018 movies, kind of apropos considering that the Oscar nominations were just announced yesterday.  Below are twenty rewritten movie titles.  Your task is to try and figure out the actual titles are.  For example, if you saw Easily Breakable Crystalized Silicon Dioxide Based Substance, your answer would be the recent release Glass.   As always, the answers can be found at the bottom of the page.  If you liked these, click here for last year's edition.


  1.  Maniacal Wealthy Inhabitants of the Far East Area of the Eastern Hemisphere
  2.  The Creation of the Celebrity Compared to One Celestial Object
  3.  Small Land Mass Completely Surrounded by Water Pertaining to Canids
  4.  Verdant-Hued Tome
  5.  Short Musical Piece for the Culturally Impaired, Associated with Central Region of Germany
  6.  Is It Possible for That One to Give Amends to This Personage?
  7.  Formic Male Hero with Vespine Heroine
  8.  Apologies for the Interruption towards That One's Business
  9.  Site without Sound
  10.  Premiere Masculine Entity
  11.  Secondary, Also in Opposition to Virtue
  12.  Quite Handsome Young Male
  13.  Group Dedicated to Novels
  14.  Band of Two Cubed Possessed by One Named for Large Body of Water
  15.  Inquiry to the Proposition of Dwelling Near One Another
  16.  An Elderly Male Human with a Particular Handheld Weapon
  17.  Solitary Experience without Cost or Extras
  18.  Be Prepared First Competitor
  19.  Nocturnal Pursuit for Pleasurable Pastime
  20.  Spacial Fold Pertaining to the Temporal Dimension




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ANSWERS
  1.  Crazy Rich Asians
  2.  A Star Is Born
  3.  Isle of Dogs
  4.  Green Book
  5.  Bohemian Rhapsody
  6.  Can You Ever Forgive Me?
  7.  Ant Man and theWasp
  8.  Sorry to Bother You
  9.  A Quiet Place
  10.  First Man
  11.  Vice
  12.  Beautiful Boy
  13.  Book Club
  14.  Ocean's 8
  15.  Won't You Be My Neighbor
  16.  The Old Man and the Gun
  17.  Free Solo
  18.  Ready Player One
  19.  Game Night
  20.  A Wrinkle in Time

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

The Song Does Not Remain the Same

Last year, specifically March, I started up a series of puzzles based around the titles of various entertainment media.  Well, I decided to do it again this year, albeit a little earlier.  First off are song titles.  The following list are some of the top songs of 2018m, however the titles have been changed using words that mean about the same.  For instance, if you saw "Your Figure Is Reminiscent of an Unpaved Rural Driving Surface" your answer would be "Body Like a Back Road" by Sam Hunt.  This year was a much harder challenge than last year's puzzle, as there were many more short titles, of one- or two-words.  As such, it was more difficult to come up with alternate takes.  Who even knows what "FEFE" means, or why spell check doesn't want to change it?  Anyway, here is the list.  The answers, with artists, are at the bottom of the page.   If you liked these, click here for last year's edition.


  1.   "Scheme of the Supreme Deity"
  2.   "If an Act Is to Happen, It Will Happen Without Interference"
  3.   "La Capital de Cuba"
  4.   "This Person Prefers Said Action or Object"
  5.   "Young People of the Feminine Persuasion Similar to That One"
  6.   "Unconscious Renderings with Vivid Awareness and/or Control while Asleep"
  7.    "Lack of Saline Fluid to Express Sadness for Lacrimation"
  8.    "Horrible in Romantic Activities"
  9.    "Allowed Someone to Descend into a Negative Emotional State"
  10.    "Doing Things of Indefinite Nature to Allow a Definite Future to Come into Existence"
  11.    "Offer Expressions of Religious Devotion towards Self"
  12.    "Particular Location Equals the United States"
  13.    "Luminescent Sources Reduced for Less Illumination"
  14.    "Utter Any Undefined Utterance"
  15.    "Contained Entirely by This One's Circulatory Fluids"
  16.    "In a Greater State of Euphoric Overtones"
  17.    "At a Point Determined to Be Centrally Located"
  18.    "Regulations of Recent Creation"
  19.    "Fermented Nectars of Various Succulents Similar to Cacti"
  20.    "Inquiry into Duration of a Certain Event"
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ANSWERS
  1.    "God's Plan" by Drake
  2.    "Meant to Be" by Bebe Rexha and Florida Georgia Line
  3.    "Havana" by Camila Cabello
  4.    "I Like It" by Cardi B with Bad Bunny and J. Baluin
  5.    "Girls Like You" by Maroon 5 with Cardi B
  6.    "Lucid Dreams' by Juice WRLD
  7.    "No Tears Left to Cry" by Arianna Grande
  8.    "Bad at Love" by Halsey
  9.    "Let You Down" by NF
  10.    "Whatever It Takes" by Imagine Dragons
  11.    "Pray for Me" by The WEEKND
  12.    "This Is America" by Childish Gambino
  13.    "Lights Down Low" by MAX with gnash
  14.    "Say Something" by Justin Timberlake and Chris Stapleton
  15.    "In My Blood" by Shawn Mendes
  16.    "Happier" by Marshmello with Bastille
  17.    "The Middle" by Zedd with Moren Morris and Grey
  18.    "New Rules" by Dua Lupa
  19.    "Tequila" by Dan + Shay
  20.    "How Long" by Charlie Puth

Wednesday, January 9, 2019

A Tale of Retail and Woe

Recently in the news, there have been reports about the demise of Sears.  This American institution has been around for over 120 years, but mis-management and a failure to stay current has led to a probable liquidation at the hands of its creditors, forcing it into bankruptcy.  I for one am saddened by this news.  I like going to stores, physical locations, especially to shop.  When I was growing up, shopping trips were pretty much the only type my mother would tae me on.  Anything more than a day was too much for her.  That is a reason why many of my favorite memories are attached to physical objects as opposes to emotions and experiences.  Sears was one of those places.  While there was, and currently is, a Sears satellite nearby, the nearest full-service Sears were over a hundred miles away, at least the ones we would go to.  The closest regular Sears is just over 120 miles away, but I still go to it at least twice a year.  In fact, either me or my mother has bought something pretty much every time we go.  It is the only store I know of that carries the type of pajamas that I like, the ones without the drawstrings.  I prefer snaps.   It is also one of the few places that has had a great selection of Reebok sneakers.  I still have the black-and-white fashion pair I got about five years ago, although they will need to be updated soon.  For me, I have to go to a physical store for clothes.  Decades ago, my mom would sometimes order me clothes through a catalog, but frequently they would have to be returned due to the strange combination of measurements of my body.  Seriously, finding brands I like and fit can be a hassle.  I even wrote about it a few months ago.  Trying things on in store just makes things easier.  The fact that I didn't have a way to shop online until recently is beside the point.  I even ordered the core of my current weight set, the one to replace the one I lost in a flood, through the local Sears satellite store, although it now only can deal in major appliances and lawn care, maybe some automotive.   I might be even sadder because I am in the retail business myself, at least for now.  Within the month, I might have to close my own store, a great part of that is due to the changing face of business and the problems of keeping up to date.  For a culture that places greater emphasis on having experiences over that of the grind of everyday work, I don't see why more people don't want to shop at a physical store.  Shopping isn't a hassle.  It can be the challenge of the hunt trying to find exactly what you are looking for.  It can be the enjoyment of racking up a bargain or discovering the one thing you didn't know you were looking for.  It can be the thrill of finding something new and unusual.  Yes, lines can be long and other shoppers can be difficult, but even then, something new and different can pop up.  These are experiences that simply sitting at a computer and ordering with a pin and a click cannot duplicate.

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Let Me Tell You a Story

Yesterday, while I was finishing up my post for my literary blog, The T. H. Weingarten Miscellany, I realized I had reached the halfway point of my book, working title Dada.  In number of chapters if not actual length.  I know I will have to add some extra details and such, but the main structure and plot points are there.  When I first started writing this book, I didn't own a computer.  I was limited to about thirty minutes or so to type each installment.  Even though I have my own computer now, I still try to limit myself to no more than an hour of typing each time, so that each installment remains about the same length.  This has caused some slip-ups in continuity, but the overall novel remains the way I picture it in my head.  For those of you who haven't checked it out yet, here is a brief recap of what has happened:
 Chris Burton is a twenty-seven single guy who works as an editor/proofreader for a small regional publisher in Lexington, Kentucky.  When we first meet Chris, he is getting chewed out by his boss for his latest prank.  He manages to get out of trouble due to his raw talent and the fact that he is well-liked by the rest of the staff.  His day gets worse when he gets home to find a server informing him that he has to report to a family court judge the following morning.  The next day, Chris goes to the judge's office and see a teenage boy who looks something like him being escorted down the hall.  Chris knows for a fact that he isn't the father, and the judge conforms it.  The boy, Sam, is Chris's half-brother.  Due to a fatal car accident, Chris is the only relative who can be his guardian.  Chris's mother divorced his father the day after Chris was born.  She then fled with Chris, traveling from state to state for the next two years, changing their names multiple times before returning to Kentucky.  Somehow, Chris was found just before the accident, leaving him in the position to take on Sam.  After an awkward encounter at work to schedule some time off, Chris takes Sam shopping for new clothes before returning home (Sam is going through a major growth spurt).  That Friday, they set out for New York, but not before Chris meets up with Rick, a lawyer neighbor who also happens to be a friend of Chris's since high school, to check up a few of the legalities of what would happen if Chris refuses to take Sam in.  Because of an unusual medical condition, Chris can travel in airplanes, so the two set on a road trip.  Chris thought they would make New York by the afternoon to make an appointment with the social worker.  Unfortunately, detours force them to stay the night at a New Jersey hotel.  That night, Chris catches Sam performing an act that most teenage males(and honestly older males too) frequently engage in.  That morning, Chris takes the cheaper route and winds up missing the social worker again.  However, he does meet Carol, the young assistant to the family's lawyers.  She shows Chris into the large family mansion (!?) that's been with the Burtons since the 1930's.  She leaves with Chris still filled with questions.  Why doesn't anyone else seem to be taking Sam's condition as seriously as Chris is?  Why did his mother leave his father and still doesn't want Chris involved with the family?  What happened the night of the car accident?  Sam knows some of the answers, but he's not talking, and not just because his voice is cracking so badly that it hurts Chris's ears.  The action heats up in the next few chapters, which occur over the next twelve hours and rapidly unspool many answers.  Here's a hint of what will occur in Chapter 13:  Chris meets up with a neighbor who invites Chris to a benefit, where Chris will see some of his art professor father's work.  Trust me, this will change everything.